It's a big dog's life -- if you're lucky to be one

I have a feeling that if people were more like big dogs, the world would be a much better place. You know, large, happy dogs like Golden Retrievers and Chocolate Labs. Not small dogs. If people were like small dogs, the world would be filled with yapping, general paranoia, and all sorts of posturing to make ourselves appear bigger and more important than we actually were. In other words, the world would be exactly the same as it is now.